– Do animals talk to each other?
– Of course they talk to each other.
– What do they talk about?
– They talk about other animals.
– What else do they talk about?
– They talk about food and the weather.
– Do they talk about us?
– Of course they talk about us.
– What do they say about us?
– They say that we are funny-looking.
– Ha! We’re not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
– We’re funny-looking because we wear clothes.