– Let’s go to the beach.
– That’s a great idea.
– We haven’t been in a while.
– We haven’t been in a month.
– The last time we went, you almost drowned.
– No, I didn’t.
– Then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
– I think he wanted to cool off.
– He swam right up to you.
– And then he turned right around.
– Maybe you’re right.
– Maybe we should get going.