– Today is Friday the thirteenth.
– That’s a bad day.
– It’s supposed to be unlucky.
– You’re supposed to stay home all day.
– That’s what I do.
– My friend stayed in a hotel on Friday the thirteenth.
– That was a mistake.
– He stayed on the thirteenth floor.
– What happened?
– Someone stole his laptop.
– He was asking for it.
– He learned his lesson. He’s home today.